He decided to call spas or as he calls them "massage parlors" to ask them if he could get a massage for his mom. But not just any massage, he wanted to know if he could do the massage to his mother at their business. He called several different places and not one of them even remotely entertained his idea. All of them barely listened to him for a few minutes before they told him a blunt "no" and hung up on him.
Only one of the employees laughed at him when he kept trying to reiterate his idea, but still she hung up on Lunchbox too.