Statistics from the Centers for Disease Control were analyzed, and based on number of adults who drink excessively, number of alcohol-related driving deaths, and the number of adults dealing with crappy health in each state, these were determined to be the drunkest states:
1. North Dakota
You can actually see where every state ranks by clicking the link in the tweet below.
Plus, here's a picture of my boyfriend and I drinking beer so I would have a thumbnail for this story: