We're guessing this guy is doing this as a publicity stunt...and we bit.  To summarize, Drew Magary wrote an article called, "Why Your Cardinals Suck."  Our best guess is that he sees the DOMINATE numbers Cards fans put up annually and is trying to garner page views.  Read the full article below if you wanna get fired up.


The short version of the article:

- Cards fans are "self appointed Baseball Sweethearts"

- The Cardinals are "Fu$**# awful!"

- They are "Tim Tebow in baseball organization form"

- "...poorly disguised Yankees fans in ugly Christmas sweaters carrying JELL-O to your neighbors door"